how can anyone not like this website when it produces quality content like this
She knows the word ‘lesbian’ because someone at school told her. Strange child. NONE of what is in this is meant to be offensive…I think we all know Dan and Phil aren’t actually lesbians.
lord grant me the strength to accept the plot lines i cannot change
courage to continue to watch the show
and wisdom to remember i am not a member of the psychotic part of the fandom
I will fear no canon. For Thou art with me. Thy fanfic and thy meta, they comfort me
Forever and ever AO3
This really impacted me as a kid
Oh god the support team at ComiXology are so awesome! When I made the account a long time ago I knew I misspelled my email (.cmo) but I was to lazy to go and fix it cause I didn’t think I would ever have to right? But I did! They made everyone change their password and I was like “lol oops” so I message them on Twitter and they helped me :3 Thank you!
Well, you know…shit.
why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing
you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.
Living as a woman in the USA in a nutshell:
- If you don’t have sex, you’re a prude and a bitch.
- If you have sex outside of marriage and use birth control to avoid getting pregnant, you’re a slut (whether you’ve had sex twice every day or twice in a year).
- If you have sex outside of marriage, but don’t use protection and get pregnant, you’re a slut AND you’re stupid
- If you’re single and get an abortion because you can’t afford to take time off work to push a baby the size of a melon out of your cooch, you’re a slut, stupid, AND a murderer.
- If you’re single but don’t get an abortion, but need extra governmental help to assist in raising your child you were pressured to keep because of someone else’s moral code, you’re a slut, stupid, a leech on the back of society, AND shit out of luck.
AND THE HOOOOME OF THEEEEE BRAAAAAVE
And if you’re married and have a baby, apparently raising that child is “doing nothing” and you don’t deserve to be paid maternity leave but if you don’t want to have children with your spouse or can’t have children, you “aren’t doing your duty as a wife”/”aren’t a real woman”
like nah fuck outta here.
You really can’t fucking win with some people
thanks for clearing that up T.K.
"What were you wearing?"
I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”
I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.
Tell him he’s free to skip the “hellos”.
According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
Yup, we do.
Firstly, the gun should be behind the toast (on the left hand side, behind the plate(s)). Second, there should be a plate of pancakes/waffles/french-toast, or at least a second egg. And lastly, the breakfast gun is more commonly replaced with the breakfast military issue combat knife (it’s a better all around eating implement. And where’s the fork? We aren’t savages.
Hmm, looks like coco in the gun mug. Makes this a Thursday morning brunch, so nothing fancy enough to break out the nice breakfast combat knife. Likely also an example of the North Eastern practice of serving the french toast underneath mount bacon
EXCUSE ME BUt not every American eats like that seriously I just eat a pile of Twinkies each mourning it’s way healthier than that thing you call breakfast.