My blog isn't spooky
the Panic! At The Disco story:
Ryan: lmao pete wentz look at our thing just bc
Pete Wentz: whoa swaggy
Ryan: lmao what rly
Pete Wentz: ye
*Panic! At The Disco becomes double platinum rock group*
Ryan: im leaving bye
Jon: so am i lmao
Brendon: *gay tears* :( </3
Those Guys That Replaced Ryan and Jon For A While: who the f uc k are we
Dallon: hello Brendo it is i fellow mormon dallon weekes
Brendon: ur hired
Kenneth Harris: ???
Brendon: ur hired
Pete Wentz: why my beejeebus yall all have grown right up im so proud of my emo children <3333
Brendon: *is an asshole*
Dallon: *is an asshole*
Spencer Smith: wh at the fuck what the fuc k wheat the fuc k ing fuck what the fu ck fuck thi s im going to play with my legos what the fu ck.


remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason






I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights 

somebody gets it.

Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad: *chokes into his drink*
ROL: You should respect your elders.
Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
ROL: *storms off*
Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me: What?
Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

what do you mean i got the wrong subtitles? o.o?

I want to go to every library in my city, we have 26 and so far I’ve only been to 10 of them. I can’t wait till be have car again. I’m going to beg my mother to take me to every library.


We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!