My blog isn't spooky
the Panic! At The Disco story:
Ryan: lmao pete wentz look at our thing just bc
Pete Wentz: whoa swaggy
Ryan: lmao what rly
Pete Wentz: ye
*Panic! At The Disco becomes double platinum rock group*
Ryan: im leaving bye
Jon: so am i lmao
Brendon: *gay tears* :( </3
Those Guys That Replaced Ryan and Jon For A While: who the f uc k are we
Dallon: hello Brendo it is i fellow mormon dallon weekes
Brendon: ur hired
Kenneth Harris: ???
Brendon: ur hired
Pete Wentz: why my beejeebus yall all have grown right up im so proud of my emo children <3333
Brendon: *is an asshole*
Dallon: *is an asshole*
Spencer Smith: wh at the fuck what the fuc k wheat the fuc k ing fuck what the fu ck fuck thi s im going to play with my legos what the fu ck.

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remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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wannabeanimator:

THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER - Official Trailer (2015)

trebled-negrita-princess:

theuppitynegras:

I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights 

somebody gets it.

Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad: *chokes into his drink*
ROL: You should respect your elders.
Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
ROL: *storms off*
Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me: What?
Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

what do you mean i got the wrong subtitles? o.o?

I want to go to every library in my city, we have 26 and so far I’ve only been to 10 of them. I can’t wait till be have car again. I’m going to beg my mother to take me to every library.

sarah-scales:

We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!